for this next hour. me and sailor jerry.

why? i can’t take this b.s. anymore.

i wonder why everyone analyzes my relationship with you. hmmm.

MAYBE BECAUSE CALLING ME WHEN YOU ARE ON A DELIVERY AT WORK, COMING HOME, AND WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY ARE ALL ACTS OF A B-B-B-BOYFRIEND!

not to mention hanging out twice a day. ev-er-y DAY. something has got to be said.